The Marketeers Club: Canine Literature

As we approach the winter equinox—the long nights stretching ever longer, the cold snap threatening ever colder, the specter of drones dancing in my head—I find myself craving comfort and, dare I say it?, even joy. Lucky for me, I have the solace of man’s best, and most-grounded friend, waiting for me when I return home at the end of the day. This is no small grace, as I was painfully made aware after the passing of our beloved Polly, a German Shorthaired Pointer mix, more than a year ago. We endured a year of mourning, and when we finally could be dog-less no more, we made a trip to the Humane Society. My husband had spotted online a three-year-old female German Shorthair named Reese. While I wavered about both our commitment and our ability to channel her prodigious energy, my husband announced he would not leave the shelter without a dog.

So, once again, our family benefits from the singular pleasure of being greeted at the door by a wet nose and full body wag. Reese does us the added honor of announcing each arrival home with a small bark. (Although we have had doubts about the suitability of her name, Reese responds to it, which is the most critical issue for a dog who can leap like a gazelle and run seemingly forever.)

On the darkest, coldest winter mornings, Reese faithfully reports for duty as a running partner. And just when my resolve starts to weaken at the front door, she begins to tremble with excitement. Turning back is no longer an option. With four legs and a low center of gravity, she navigates ice like a champion. German Shorthairs are sometimes trained as sled dogs, which can be tricky for the biped running with her, but great when facing a hill. Once home again, Reese finds the warmest, sunniest spots in the house and focuses on recovery like a professional athlete.

Dogs and books are great companions on dark cold nights and even better if the two are combined—reading with a dog, reading to a dog, or reading about dogs. For example, on the first night home with our family, Reese understood when it was time for our young daughter’s story time, and so found a spare blanket and panda pillow on which to rest. She visibly relaxed for the first time—curling up and going to sleep, as she has so many nights since.

Reading books about dogs has been one of our family’s shared joys. Most readers will agree that once you start reading books in one genre, it can be hard to stop, which explains our shelf of dog literature (good books about dogs). From dog adoption and training we ventured to fiction, then to remembrances of particularly beloved dogs, animal science research about dogs, and, most recently, to children’s books about dogs. The genre of canine literature is growing exponentially and there’s no chance of keeping up. Nonetheless, at a time of year when dogs shine as an especially brilliant creation, this idiosyncratic list of our family’s favorite canine books is my ode to the animals who help us be more human and more joyful.

Dog Adoption and Training

Successful Dog Adoption by Sue Sternberg

Provides very helpful advice about what to expect from various breeds and specific tips on what to focus attention on when visiting a shelter for a possible adoption.

No Bad Dogs: The Woodhouse Way by Barbara Woodhouse

As the back cover indicates, “There are no bad dogs, Barbara Woodhouse believes—only inexperienced owners. . . . Woodhouse passes on to the reader the simple, effective techniques as well as the infectious, positive attitude that have enabled her to make the most unruly or nervous dog happily obedient.” My husband learned many training tips from this enjoyable book.

Nonfiction about Beloved Dogs

Colter: The True Story of the Best Dog I Ever Had by Rick Bass

“‘How we fall into grace. You can’t work or earn your way into it. You just fall. It lies below, it lies beyond. It comes to you, unbidden,’ writes novelist and essayist Rick Bass of the arrival of his ‘goofy little knot-headed’ genius of a pointing dog. As they roam the remote western Montana valley where Bass lives and hunt the golden autumn plains in the eastern part of the state, Colter the dog unfailingly ushers Bass the man into ‘an unexplored land’ where the two become ‘as alive as we have ever been: our senses so sharp and whittled alive that we could barely stand it.’ . . . [Bass’s prose] result[s] in luminously transcendent passages on the education and sorrowful loss of a brilliant and mischievous chocolate brown pointer that will transfix anyone who has ever loved a dog.”—Publishers Weekly

The Difficulty of Being a Dog by Roger Grenier, translated by Alice Kaplan

From the cover copy: “Forty-three poetic, lovingly crafted vignettes between these covers explore both history and literature, digging elegantly to the center of a long, mysterious, and often intense relationship between human beings and dogs.

The Dogs of Bedlam Farm: An Adventure with Sixteen Sheep, Three Dogs, Two Donkeys, and Me by Jon Katz

This “50-something ‘suburban rookie’ buys a farm in upstate New York, stocking it with three border collies and a small herd of sheep. . . . This leaves plenty of latitude for adventures—lost sheep, horrible weather, the dramas of dog training, and lamb birthing. Soon the introspective author realizes that his interactions with dogs are about ‘trying to become a better human.’ After all, his dogs have unfailingly high expectations of him. . . . These stories offer readers a potent stew of triumphs and failures, all tied together by the constancy of complicated, joyful, lovable dogs.”—Publishers Weekly

A Life With Dogs by Roger Welsch

From the cover copy: “They can make a grown man coo baby talk in public and a strong woman weep like a little schoolgirl. They seldom perform any practical function in our modern, mechanized society, yet people are willing to spend more on vet bills than on their kids’ college tuition. They pee on our carpets, shred our living room furniture, and poop on our sidewalks, yet we love these critters more than we love life itself. Why do little beasts have such control over us simple human beings? That is the question dog nut Roger Welsch explores.”

Fiction about Dogs

Ordinary Wolves: A Novel by Seth Kantner, winner of the Milkweed National Fiction Prize

Ordinary Wolves is the story of a boy growing up in rural Alaska. From the jacket: “Seth Kantner captures America’s struggle for its soul in this original debut novel. . . . [the protagonist] finds his way, navigating between sled dogs and ‘snowgos,’ between ancient ways of the wolf pack and the ever-approaching drone of the world beyond.” My husband highly recommends this book.

A Dog’s Purpose: A Novel for Humans by W. Bruce Cameron

I bought this book because of its cover blurb from Alice Walker. From the jacket copy: “This is the remarkable story of one endearing dog’s search for his purpose over the course of several lives. More than just another charming dog story, A Dog’s Purpose touches on the universal quest for an answer to life’s most basic question: Why are we here?”

Dog: A Short Novel by Michelle Herman

“Rosen, who prefers to be called J.T., is a poet and a college professor living in a small midwestern town. . . . After an early and disappointing love life, she has more or less sworn off men—or have they sworn off her? She lives an orderly and careful life that revolves around her work, her teaching, and her little house. Then, on a whim, she adopts a nine-week-old rescue puppy. Phillip, aka Phil, is a dog who is as careful with his emotions as she is, which appeals to Jill. Soon he has her out walking, meeting her neighbors, changing her routine, and examining her life. What develops is a very real connection between two creatures and the mutual healing it brings. Told with humor, insight, and intelligence, this novel is as thought-provoking as it is charming.”—Booklist

Therapy Dogs

9780803224513Where the Trail Grows Faint, A Year in the Life of a Therapy Dog Team by Lynne Hugo and [published by unp]

“Beautiful in its use of language and unsettling in its observations, this story was the worthy recipient of the River Teeth Literary Nonfiction Book Prize. Recommended not only for dog lovers interested in learning more about the training and accomplishments of a therapy dog but also for nurses, social workers, gerontologists, and anyone facing the prospect of long-term care for aging parents.”—Library Journal

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Top 10 Antagonists

Weston Poor is an Editorial Assistant in EDP. Below he shares his top 10 anatagonists from his favorite childhood fiction. 

As a young pup, I thoroughly enjoyed losing myself in the glorious world of books, like a good bookworm should. Growing up with books, I was introduced to many heroes and heroines who captured my imagination. I met them, got to know them, and went on fantastic adventures with them. I was also there when they had to face their fears. The villains became almost as integral to my connection with the story as the main character. Some antagonists I remember evoked anger so authentic I could have sworn that they had personally wronged me.

Looking back on these dynamic characters, at least in the books I loved as a kid, I can't help but tip my cap to their all-too-real malevolence. Even though we honestly and heartily root for the hero or heroine to prevail, sometimes a well-constructed antagonist warrants our respect. This blog post is a list of my top 10 antagonists from my favorite childhood fiction.

10. Beans and Mutto from Wringer by Jerry Spinelli. These little guys were actually friends with the protagonist, Palmer LaRue. I consider them one entity because they represent peer pressure. To LaRue, the barbaric idea of killing pigeons to raise money for a playground was not cool, even though all his friends loved it. LaRue battled considerably with Beans and Mutto for what he thought was right, and that took some guts.

9. Rumpelstiltskin from the Brothers Grimm fairy tale (you guessed it) “Rumpelstiltskin.” What an interesting little bugger he was. The ability to weave straw into gold was definitely a good quality to have in this mischievous imp. He thought he was so clever duping women out of their firstborns by including a seemingly simple exit clause in their contracts. Despite his flaws, he represents something much bigger: greed and temptation. You can always count on the Brothers Grimm for a healthy dose of morals.

8. The Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas by Dr. Seuss. All right, admittedly this one is a little iffy, but it's Christmastime so he's going on the list. As far as Dr. Seuss villains go, the Grinch is by far the most notable for his disdain for anything good or nice.

7. Pap from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain. Pap—what a weak name for someone who causes bodily harm to our beloved Huck. Despite the name, he does embody the reality of a monstrous father. This drunk, abusive, relentless ne'er-do-well represents a sad connection to our society.

6. Jadis, the White Witch, from The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis. Bearing a close resemblance to Sleeping Beauty’sMaleficent, Jadis is clever, conniving, and powerful, holding the blackest of hearts. The 4 young protagonists don't stand a chance against her until the mighty, mighty Aslan comes to their rescue. Only a savior of such profound strength and wisdom could match the unscrupulous nature of the White Witch.

5. It from A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle. While not the most original name, It evokes a revolting truth—that conformity and hatred fuel the likes of soulless intelligence. As a giant brain, It cannot be outsmarted. This antagonist is so maniacal that he possesses a 5-year-old boy. The brain is truly indestructible and unstoppable. In fact, the book never concludes with what happens to It, therefore It will most likely be back . . . 

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The Marketeers Club: Bubble and Squeak

9780803259942On occasion I like to look through the many cookbooks my wife, Becky, and I own, to find a recipe we have never tried. Recently I was looking through one University of Nebraska Press book, Jane Grigson’s Vegetable Book, and I found a recipe for something called Bubble and Squeak. I loved the name so much I immediately decided I had to try to make it. I was a little discouraged to learn that Bubble and Squeak is fried beef and cabbage, because neither Becky nor I like cooked cabbage. However, when I read further and discovered that the dish is served with Wow Wow sauce, I was again hooked. I was surprised to find out that Wow Wow sauce is a real thing. I thought Terry Pratchett had just made it up for his Discworld books.

In Jane Grigson's Vegetable Book the author lists the recipe for Bubble and Squeak as published by Dr. Kitchiner in his 1871 book Aspicius Redivivus, or The Cooks’s Oracle. This is a book that Grigson describes as “the raciest, most opinionated, least practical cookery book ever written.” If I hadn’t already been pulled in by the name of the recipe, or that it is served with Wow Wow sauce, that quote alone would have been enough to suck me in.

The recipe is not very precise, which usually is not helpful for the way I cook. I like to have a recipe that lists specific amounts of each ingredient. History tells me that, if left to my own imagination, the result will be an inedible catastrophe. However, I thought that even I couldn’t mess up this recipe.

The first part of the recipe calls for slices of cold boiled salted beef sprinkled with a little pepper and lightly browned in butter. I started with 1½ pounds of an inexpensive steak. The recipe never mentions what cut of beef to use and, after all, I didn’t have a lot of confidence in the recipe, so I couldn’t see using expensive beef. I also didn’t boil the meat; I simply fried it in some butter in a cast iron skillet until it was thoroughly cooked.

The second part of the recipe simply states to boil a cabbage, squeeze it dry, chop it small; remove the beef from the frying pan and replace it with the cabbage; sprinkle with salt and pepper; keep the pan moving for a few minutes; then lay the cabbage in the middle of a dish with the meat around it. Instead of boiling an entire cabbage I chopped up half a cabbage and boiled that. This turned out to have both positive and negative results. The positive is that I have no idea how long to boil a whole cabbage, but it is easy to tell when chopped up cabbage is done. When the cabbage looked tender, I poured it into a strainer and pressed out as much water as possible. The negative part of this operation is that pressing out the water also made the cabbage sort of mushy. I removed the beef from the skillet, put the cabbage in, and put it back over a medium heat. The cabbage started to brown very quickly, so it didn’t cook very long. 

As I mentioned earlier, without specific information on a recipe I tend to get terrible results. This was a problem for the Wow Wow sauce. The recipe for it provided by Dr. Kitchiner is “beef stock, sharpened with a tablespoon each of vinegar, mushroom ketchup, and port wine, and a teaspoon of made mustard. Finally you add plenty of chopped parsley and two or three pickled gherkins.” I felt I could get by with the somewhat vague recipe for Bubble and Squeak, but I thought I needed some idea of how much beef stock to start with for the sauce. So I looked for Wow Wow sauce on Wikipedia and found that a recipe for it was published in Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook, a cookbook Terry Pratchett wrote from the perspective of Nanny Ogg, one of his Discworld characters. Given that I am a big fan of all things Terry Pratchett, I actually own a copy of Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook. The recipe for Wow Wow sauce is:

Butter, about the size of an egg

1 tablespoon plain flour

30 ml beef stock (this is 1¼ cups)

1 teaspoon English mustard

1 dessertspoon white wine vinegar

1 tablespoon port

1 tablespoon mushroom concentrate

Salt and black pepper

1 heaped tablespoon dried parsley

4 pickled walnuts, chopped

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Wow Wow sauce

The mushroom concentrate needs to be made the night before and, since I was making this right before Thanksgiving, I didn’t have the time. However, Worcestershire sauce can be substituted for the mushroom concentrate and for the port, which is good because I didn’t have any port, either. While I was frying the beef and working on the cabbage, Becky worked on the Wow Wow sauce. If you would like to see how the sauce comes together, you will have to look on page 60 of Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook.

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Settlers of Catan: Meet the Settlers

Settlers recap (Nov. 21)November 21, 2013

The Settlers: Shirley Thornton, Erica Corwin, Terry “the Bandit” Boldan, Nathan Putens, Leif Milliken

Shirley Thornton didn’t make any significant plays for the second week in a row, thus solidifying Terry “the Bandit” Boldan’s overall wins for 2013. However, Boldan, too, was unable to scrape together the points necessary for a win. Cue Leif Milliken, one of the group’s unsung heroes of 2013. Known for his ability to strategize with the best of ’em, Milliken has found himself coming up short in more contests than he would care to admit. But not this day. This day Milliken would take home the coveted Sheep with gusto.

The point totals say it all: Thornton—5, Boldan and Putens—6, Corwin—7, Milliken—10 (duh). Most would consider a 3-point margin of victory hefty; Milliken would consider it necessary and proper. In fact, Milliken’s win could be considered one of the slickest I’ve witnessed.

What usually takes an hour would only take Milliken 30 minutes. He effectively and efficiently settled, built, improved, and rolled. On any other day Corwin might have taken home the Sheep trophy. That she managed to build up 7 points is more than noteworthy. Corwin’s play was swift in its own right—but not swift enough.

Despite the notable W, this win would not do much for Milliken’s 2013 total wins (6), still leaving him 5 out from the leader, Boldan (11). It’s too late for Milliken to take 2013, but if wins like these become a more frequent affair, 2014 may be in his favor. Thornton still has a chance to tie Boldan for 2013 total wins, but it will take every bit of settler’s knowledge to do so.

November 28, 2013, Happy Thanksgiving!

The Settlers: No one. Families and feasts are more important than settling . . . sometimes.

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