The Marketeers Club: Canine Literature

As we approach the winter equinox—the long nights stretching ever longer, the cold snap threatening ever colder, the specter of drones dancing in my head—I find myself craving comfort and, dare I say it?, even joy. Lucky for me, I have the solace of man’s best, and most-grounded friend, waiting for me when I return home at the end of the day. This is no small grace, as I was painfully made aware after the passing of our beloved Polly, a German Shorthaired Pointer mix, more than a year ago. We endured a year of mourning, and when we finally could be dog-less no more, we made a trip to the Humane Society. My husband had spotted online a three-year-old female German Shorthair named Reese. While I wavered about both our commitment and our ability to channel her prodigious energy, my husband announced he would not leave the shelter without a dog.

So, once again, our family benefits from the singular pleasure of being greeted at the door by a wet nose and full body wag. Reese does us the added honor of announcing each arrival home with a small bark. (Although we have had doubts about the suitability of her name, Reese responds to it, which is the most critical issue for a dog who can leap like a gazelle and run seemingly forever.)

On the darkest, coldest winter mornings, Reese faithfully reports for duty as a running partner. And just when my resolve starts to weaken at the front door, she begins to tremble with excitement. Turning back is no longer an option. With four legs and a low center of gravity, she navigates ice like a champion. German Shorthairs are sometimes trained as sled dogs, which can be tricky for the biped running with her, but great when facing a hill. Once home again, Reese finds the warmest, sunniest spots in the house and focuses on recovery like a professional athlete.

Dogs and books are great companions on dark cold nights and even better if the two are combined—reading with a dog, reading to a dog, or reading about dogs. For example, on the first night home with our family, Reese understood when it was time for our young daughter’s story time, and so found a spare blanket and panda pillow on which to rest. She visibly relaxed for the first time—curling up and going to sleep, as she has so many nights since.

Reading books about dogs has been one of our family’s shared joys. Most readers will agree that once you start reading books in one genre, it can be hard to stop, which explains our shelf of dog literature (good books about dogs). From dog adoption and training we ventured to fiction, then to remembrances of particularly beloved dogs, animal science research about dogs, and, most recently, to children’s books about dogs. The genre of canine literature is growing exponentially and there’s no chance of keeping up. Nonetheless, at a time of year when dogs shine as an especially brilliant creation, this idiosyncratic list of our family’s favorite canine books is my ode to the animals who help us be more human and more joyful.

Dog Adoption and Training

Successful Dog Adoption by Sue Sternberg

Provides very helpful advice about what to expect from various breeds and specific tips on what to focus attention on when visiting a shelter for a possible adoption.

No Bad Dogs: The Woodhouse Way by Barbara Woodhouse

As the back cover indicates, “There are no bad dogs, Barbara Woodhouse believes—only inexperienced owners. . . . Woodhouse passes on to the reader the simple, effective techniques as well as the infectious, positive attitude that have enabled her to make the most unruly or nervous dog happily obedient.” My husband learned many training tips from this enjoyable book.

Nonfiction about Beloved Dogs

Colter: The True Story of the Best Dog I Ever Had by Rick Bass

“‘How we fall into grace. You can’t work or earn your way into it. You just fall. It lies below, it lies beyond. It comes to you, unbidden,’ writes novelist and essayist Rick Bass of the arrival of his ‘goofy little knot-headed’ genius of a pointing dog. As they roam the remote western Montana valley where Bass lives and hunt the golden autumn plains in the eastern part of the state, Colter the dog unfailingly ushers Bass the man into ‘an unexplored land’ where the two become ‘as alive as we have ever been: our senses so sharp and whittled alive that we could barely stand it.’ . . . [Bass’s prose] result[s] in luminously transcendent passages on the education and sorrowful loss of a brilliant and mischievous chocolate brown pointer that will transfix anyone who has ever loved a dog.”—Publishers Weekly

The Difficulty of Being a Dog by Roger Grenier, translated by Alice Kaplan

From the cover copy: “Forty-three poetic, lovingly crafted vignettes between these covers explore both history and literature, digging elegantly to the center of a long, mysterious, and often intense relationship between human beings and dogs.

The Dogs of Bedlam Farm: An Adventure with Sixteen Sheep, Three Dogs, Two Donkeys, and Me by Jon Katz

This “50-something ‘suburban rookie’ buys a farm in upstate New York, stocking it with three border collies and a small herd of sheep. . . . This leaves plenty of latitude for adventures—lost sheep, horrible weather, the dramas of dog training, and lamb birthing. Soon the introspective author realizes that his interactions with dogs are about ‘trying to become a better human.’ After all, his dogs have unfailingly high expectations of him. . . . These stories offer readers a potent stew of triumphs and failures, all tied together by the constancy of complicated, joyful, lovable dogs.”—Publishers Weekly

A Life With Dogs by Roger Welsch

From the cover copy: “They can make a grown man coo baby talk in public and a strong woman weep like a little schoolgirl. They seldom perform any practical function in our modern, mechanized society, yet people are willing to spend more on vet bills than on their kids’ college tuition. They pee on our carpets, shred our living room furniture, and poop on our sidewalks, yet we love these critters more than we love life itself. Why do little beasts have such control over us simple human beings? That is the question dog nut Roger Welsch explores.”

Fiction about Dogs

Ordinary Wolves: A Novel by Seth Kantner, winner of the Milkweed National Fiction Prize

Ordinary Wolves is the story of a boy growing up in rural Alaska. From the jacket: “Seth Kantner captures America’s struggle for its soul in this original debut novel. . . . [the protagonist] finds his way, navigating between sled dogs and ‘snowgos,’ between ancient ways of the wolf pack and the ever-approaching drone of the world beyond.” My husband highly recommends this book.

A Dog’s Purpose: A Novel for Humans by W. Bruce Cameron

I bought this book because of its cover blurb from Alice Walker. From the jacket copy: “This is the remarkable story of one endearing dog’s search for his purpose over the course of several lives. More than just another charming dog story, A Dog’s Purpose touches on the universal quest for an answer to life’s most basic question: Why are we here?”

Dog: A Short Novel by Michelle Herman

“Rosen, who prefers to be called J.T., is a poet and a college professor living in a small midwestern town. . . . After an early and disappointing love life, she has more or less sworn off men—or have they sworn off her? She lives an orderly and careful life that revolves around her work, her teaching, and her little house. Then, on a whim, she adopts a nine-week-old rescue puppy. Phillip, aka Phil, is a dog who is as careful with his emotions as she is, which appeals to Jill. Soon he has her out walking, meeting her neighbors, changing her routine, and examining her life. What develops is a very real connection between two creatures and the mutual healing it brings. Told with humor, insight, and intelligence, this novel is as thought-provoking as it is charming.”—Booklist

Therapy Dogs

9780803224513Where the Trail Grows Faint, A Year in the Life of a Therapy Dog Team by Lynne Hugo and [published by unp]

“Beautiful in its use of language and unsettling in its observations, this story was the worthy recipient of the River Teeth Literary Nonfiction Book Prize. Recommended not only for dog lovers interested in learning more about the training and accomplishments of a therapy dog but also for nurses, social workers, gerontologists, and anyone facing the prospect of long-term care for aging parents.”—Library Journal

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Top 10 Antagonists

Weston Poor is an Editorial Assistant in EDP. Below he shares his top 10 anatagonists from his favorite childhood fiction. 

As a young pup, I thoroughly enjoyed losing myself in the glorious world of books, like a good bookworm should. Growing up with books, I was introduced to many heroes and heroines who captured my imagination. I met them, got to know them, and went on fantastic adventures with them. I was also there when they had to face their fears. The villains became almost as integral to my connection with the story as the main character. Some antagonists I remember evoked anger so authentic I could have sworn that they had personally wronged me.

Looking back on these dynamic characters, at least in the books I loved as a kid, I can't help but tip my cap to their all-too-real malevolence. Even though we honestly and heartily root for the hero or heroine to prevail, sometimes a well-constructed antagonist warrants our respect. This blog post is a list of my top 10 antagonists from my favorite childhood fiction.

10. Beans and Mutto from Wringer by Jerry Spinelli. These little guys were actually friends with the protagonist, Palmer LaRue. I consider them one entity because they represent peer pressure. To LaRue, the barbaric idea of killing pigeons to raise money for a playground was not cool, even though all his friends loved it. LaRue battled considerably with Beans and Mutto for what he thought was right, and that took some guts.

9. Rumpelstiltskin from the Brothers Grimm fairy tale (you guessed it) “Rumpelstiltskin.” What an interesting little bugger he was. The ability to weave straw into gold was definitely a good quality to have in this mischievous imp. He thought he was so clever duping women out of their firstborns by including a seemingly simple exit clause in their contracts. Despite his flaws, he represents something much bigger: greed and temptation. You can always count on the Brothers Grimm for a healthy dose of morals.

8. The Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas by Dr. Seuss. All right, admittedly this one is a little iffy, but it's Christmastime so he's going on the list. As far as Dr. Seuss villains go, the Grinch is by far the most notable for his disdain for anything good or nice.

7. Pap from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain. Pap—what a weak name for someone who causes bodily harm to our beloved Huck. Despite the name, he does embody the reality of a monstrous father. This drunk, abusive, relentless ne'er-do-well represents a sad connection to our society.

6. Jadis, the White Witch, from The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis. Bearing a close resemblance to Sleeping Beauty’sMaleficent, Jadis is clever, conniving, and powerful, holding the blackest of hearts. The 4 young protagonists don't stand a chance against her until the mighty, mighty Aslan comes to their rescue. Only a savior of such profound strength and wisdom could match the unscrupulous nature of the White Witch.

5. It from A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle. While not the most original name, It evokes a revolting truth—that conformity and hatred fuel the likes of soulless intelligence. As a giant brain, It cannot be outsmarted. This antagonist is so maniacal that he possesses a 5-year-old boy. The brain is truly indestructible and unstoppable. In fact, the book never concludes with what happens to It, therefore It will most likely be back . . . 

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From the desk of Gary R. Entz

Entz_GREColoradoThe book Llewellyn Castle: A Worker’s Cooperative on the Great Plains is the result of a lot of old-fashioned detective work. I was born in Kansas and spent my formative years there and in the mountains of central Colorado. As much as I loved (and still love) Colorado, when it came time to advance through my education it was the history of Kansas and the Great Plains that captured my attention. As a descendent of German Mennonites who used cooperative methods to transplant entire communities of Eastern European farmers to the grasslands of central Kansas, I came from a heritage where the mutual aid and communal thought of the past shapes the present and continues to be a part of living memory. The idea of a cooperative narrative of the American past as an alternative to the myth of the so-called rugged individualist is an intriguing concept. At the same time, however, the German Mennonite tradition has been heavily researched by others, and I had little interest in revisiting the thoroughly investigated topic.

Llewellyn Castle was a settlement in northeastern Kansas that only a few people have ever heard about. Although I was a student of Kansas history and had sifted through the minutia of state history, before 1995 I had never encountered a reference to the place. The settlement nearly disappeared from historical memory for a number of reasons, not the least of which was the fabrication of a new name for the colony by a 1930s journalist. If one is looking to make an already obscure place disappear from history, an effective way to accomplish that feat is to give it a new name and embellished background for which there are no corresponding contemporary records.  When I first encountered a reference to the settlement it was nothing more than the place name (the fabricated one, which I did not know at the time) and question marks next to the dates of its possible existence. It appears that once the fabricated colony name and story was accepted into local folklore, the myth took over and the reality of the settlement faded away.

I was looking for intentional communities to study for my dissertation but the prospect of taking on such Entz a project was intimidating, to say the least. I had no information about the settlers or their point of origin. Nonetheless, I was intrigued enough to conduct a preliminary investigation to see if there might be enough material about Llewellyn Castle to include in my dissertation. Unfortunately, my initial foray into the public record proved fruitless. I found no references anywhere to a settlement called Llewellyn Castle during the time when it was thought to have existed. It was a frustrating moment. I had intended to conduct a comparative study of three communities: an entirely cooperative community, a religious charismatic perfectionist colony, and a political pragmatic colony. The Singleton Colony, an African American settlement that built cooperation out of necessity, and Zion Valley, a Mormon colony of the Bickertonite branch, would serve as the cooperative and religious case studies, respectively. I still needed the third subject, and Llewellyn Castle fell into the time period I was studying and had the potential to provide the case study I needed.

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The Marketeers Club: Muggles, Manuscripts, and Marketing

What makes a book a best seller? What makes a person pick up a book about wizards or hobbits and say ”Hmm, I think this sounds good”?

As marketers, we are constantly asking ourselves how to make a book a bestseller. We push our titles as hard as we can. We attend exhibits, pay for advertising, send out review copies, and produce online content. But is that enough? How do we push a title so far that it eventually breaks from the mold and takes off?

Everyone knows what Harry Potter is or has at least heard of it. The author of the Harry Potter series, J. K. Rowling, is probably one of the best-known authors in the world. What some people may not know, though, is that Rowling’s popular series was originally rejected by twelve publishing houses. According to telegraph.co.uk, after the manuscript was rejected, a small publisher by the name of Bloomsbury finally picked it up with the promise of a small advance to the author. To everyone’s surprise, Harry Potter became the best-selling book series in history. The seventh installment of the series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, shattered records as the fastest-selling book ever. 

How did a book that no one wanted end up taking off so fast?

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150th Anniversary of the Gettysburg Address: Consecrated Ground

John Christgau is author of numerous books, including Enemies: World War II Alien Internment and Birch Coulie: The Epic Battle of the Dakota War. His most recent book, Incident at the Otterville Station: A Civil War Story of Slavery and Rescue, will be available December 1. An excerpt … Continue reading 150th Anniversary of the Gettysburg Address: Consecrated Ground

From the desk of Kevin Grange


GrangeKevin Grange is an award-winning freelance writer who has written for
 Backpacker Magazine, National Parks Magazine, and the Orange County Register, among others. He has been to Bhutan four times and has completed the Snowman Trek three times, including twice as a guide. He is author of Beneath Blossom Rain.

The call came at dawn on the morning of the twentieth day: “Wake
up, Sir!” my guide Namgyel exclaimed, tugging on my tent door. “She is out!

By “She,” Namgyel meant Gangkhar Puensum, the massive mountain that
straddles the border separating Tibet and the country I was hiking through, the
tiny Himalayan kingdom of Bhutan. At 24,829 feet, Gangkhar Puensum is not only
the tallest peak in Bhutan, it is also the highest unclimbed mountain in the
world. From the moment we arrived at our campsite the day before, Namgyel had had
the task of “mountain watching,” with strict orders from the head chef to fetch
us the moment Gangkhar Puensum appeared in view. I threw on my boots, grabbed
my coat and camera, and unzipped my tent door.

Bhutan is a small country, about half the size of Indiana, wedged
between India and Tibet. Along with being the world’s most mountainous country,
Bhutan has the distinction of being the last Buddhist kingdom in the Himalayas,
of not having a single traffic light, of being governed by a policy of “Gross
National Happiness,” and of having the toughest trek in the world. At 216
miles, including eleven high mountain passes (seven over 16,000 feet), Bhutan’s
epic Snowman Trek is a 24-day boxing match for the hiking boots. More climbers
have scaled Mount Everest than have finished the Snowman Trek. Historically
less than 120 people attempt the Snowman each year and, of those, less than half
finish. Just some of the challenges of the trek include its duration,
notoriously bad weather, long mileage, high camps, and high elevation—all of
which mean there is a high likelihood something will go wrong. However, a
lifetime of traveling has taught me that it’s precisely these types of crucible
situations that can reveal new aspects of your character and lead to new
discoveries.

Having had the good fortune of traveling to Bhutan four times, I’ve
noticed a number of changes in myself since my first trip. I once struggled
with greeting someone in Dzongkha, Bhutan’s national language,
and yet, saying kuzuzangpo-la now seems as effortless as hello in
English. I also now intuitively walk clockwise around stupas (Buddhist
monuments), praise the gods like a local by shouting “Lha Gyalo”
from the high mountain passes, and have the good gastrointestinal sense to
request Bhutan’s mild chilies with my meals. However, perhaps the most striking
change can be seen in the pictures of my visits to the “Land of the Thunder
Dragon.”

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Xhenet Aliu: An up-and-coming writer

The following interview with author Xhenet Aliu was originally published in Illyria on Oct. 18, 2013. The interview was conducted by Uk Lushi, a writer
and translator who lives in New York City. 

Several writer friends on Facebook asked me if I had heard of Xhenet Aliu. “She’s Albanian-American like you,” they said, “and an up-and-coming writer.” Her name sounded Albanian, but as far as her being an up-and-coming writer I had no idea since I’d never read her work. Long story short: after one of my Facebook peeps informed me that she’d won the 2012 Prairie Schooner Book Prize in Fiction, I said to myself, “Well, if you’re not good, you’re not going to win such a prize.” So, I ordered the book and enjoyed reading it thoroughly. As a result I purchased another copy for a member of my family and sent a Facebook friendship request to Xhenet. I learned that she’s in fact only 50 percent Albanian, but is indeed 100 percent an up-and-coming writer. Via Facebook messages we had the conversation below and after you read it I recommend you to buy and read her brilliant debut book “Domesticated Wild Things and Other Stories,” published by Nebraska University Press in September of 2013.

Who and where are you from?

I’m Xhenet Aliu, 30-something years old, native of Waterbury, Connecticut. My father, an ethnic Albanian, emigrated to the U.S. from Strugë as a young man and my mother was born in the U.S. and is of Lithuanian descent. I was raised in the Waterbury area, and though I haven’t lived there for over a decade, I still set most of my fiction there.

How and why did you become a writer?

The most critical part of being a writer, which is being a reader, is something I’ve always done. My brother Kyjtim used to read me picture books when I was a little girl, and I skipped over learning the alphabet and went straight into reading words. By the time I was in high school I was reading things that were probably too advanced for me, like Nabokov, Yeats, Kafka, etc. I didn’t begin writing until college and immediately knew that I wanted to do it forever; but I didn’t consider myself a “writer” until many years later. It was impossible for me to use the same word for Kafka and for myself, and I sometimes still struggle with that. Even after publishing a book, I feel like I haven’t entirely earned the label. 

Other writers that I greatly admire are Flannery O’Connor, William Faulkner, Roddy Doyle, Amy Hempel, and dozensif not hundreds– of others, who brought me around to more contemporary fiction and have greatly influenced how I think about voice, timing, conflict and precision of language. And of course I should not forget to acknowledge another of my favorite writers Ismail Kadare, who, with a few turns of phrase, can reduce entire histories to mere words, and, reciprocally, can expand a few words into entire histories. So, the writers I like most don’t just look for beauty in the obviously beautiful– they’re unafraid of grit and humor, where truth and beauty have often gone undercover.

AliuWriters such as Sherman Alexie and Kwame Dawes find your stories funny yet serious. Your book “Domesticated Wild Things” is full with biting humor, sharp wit, double-edged beauty of characters, and subtlety of language. It’s not easy to pair up humor and seriousness: is it real life experiences or artistic imagination that inspired you to create your stories?

I would say that real life and imagination play an equal role in my stories. Even if I were to write science fiction, my own actual life experience would inform my perception of what life would be like in a world that’s, say, suddenly been taken over by Martians. I’ve never witnessed a spaceship land in Central Park, but I can speculate how we would respond to it based on my past experiences watching humans respond to other shocking, terrifying, dreadful experiences. That said, I currently prefer to write realistic fiction because I’d rather just directly address the shocking, terrifying, dreadful experiences we’re more likely to encounter in our actual lives. It feels less coy to me, but that’s simply my preference. Even though the world in my stories resembles something “real,” though, I feel no allegiance to any kind of fact that doesn’t serve the truth of the story. Perhaps I read a story in the newspaper that inspires me to write a fictional account of the participants involved; if I find that the characters would serve my purposes better if they were of the opposite sex, or if the setting was a slum in another part of the world, then so be it. Studies have shown that imagined experience works as well to exercise our empathy as actual experience, so I feel justified going back and forth between the two.

As for the humor, the truth is I wouldn’t know how to engage with the world without it. Life is absurd as often as it’s beautiful and sad, so I would feel like I created something incomplete if I left it out of my fiction.

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Fifty Years: Remembering Medgar Evers

The following article by John R. Salter, Jr. first appeared in Against the Current, issue #165John R. Salter, Jr. (Hunter
Gray) is a long-time activist, social justice community organizer, and radical
university professor who now lives in the mountains of Eastern Idaho. His book, 
Jackson Mississippi: An American Chronicle of Struggle
and Schism
, is published by the University of Nebraska Press (2011). The Journal of Southern History called Salter’s book an “Essential reading. . . . A valuable account of events and insight into the internal dynamics of the [civil rights] movement.”

9780803238084Around 2 AM, September 1, 1961, my spouse Eldri and I crossed the
Mississippi River into the Magnolia State’s Closed Society. We were both in our
mid-20s. Married a few weeks before at Superior, Wisconsin, where I had done an
academic year of college teaching, we had come directly from my home town of
Flagstaff, Arizona. We were headed to private and all-Black Tougaloo Southern
Christian College, just north of Jackson, where a teaching position awaited me.
A sociologist, I also had a fair amount of grassroots organizing under my belt
and, before long, was to have much more.

At that point, the State
of Mississippi was very close to police state status. With its sanguinary
history, expanded and dominated by the post-1954 white Citizens’ Councils of
America (“State’s Rights and Racial Integrity”), it was a total and pervasive
segregationist complex, backed up by legions of white “lawmen” and
white vigilantes. African Americans, almost half the population, were kept
“down,” deprived of the right to vote or demonstrate, and mostly lived in
or close to poverty. Most whites either supported the system or remained
silent.

I came to know Medgar
Evers, Mississippi Field Secretary of the NAACP, very well from 1961 to his
death. Early after Eldri, and I arrived at Tougaloo, I was asked by an activist
student, Colia Liddell (later to become Colia Liddell Lafayette Clark), if I
would be the Advisor to the newly developed North Jackson Youth Council of the
NAACP. Very small at that point, it was the only youth council in Jackson and
environs. Of course, honored, I accepted. Not long thereafter, I become a
member of the board of directors of the Mississippi NAACP, and, still later, as
we entered a period of dramatic turbulence, chairman of the strategy committee
of the Jackson Movement. I worked with Medgar closely. And I always had
tremendous respect for him.

There was a significant
strain of Choctaw Indian in his family background. I, myself, am one-half
American Indian (Abenaki and Mohawk) — and that was only one of a number of
bonding factors that quickly developed between us.

Born in Newton County in
1925, he served in the European Theatre during the Second World War, was
educated at all-Black Alcorn A&M, and in 1954 became the first NAACP Field
Secretary in the history of the state. He wasn’t really an organizer; was sort
of a lone wolf who traveled lonely and mighty dangerous trails. He kept the few
dissidents that existed in the state together in little groups that did as much
as they felt they could do; persuaded people to attach their names to pioneer
civil rights lawsuits; investigated and tried to publicize the many atrocities
which occurred each week. And, on orders from the National Office, he sold
NAACP membership cards.

Medgar was a very stable,
very cool person. The only time that I ever saw him break down came in the Fall
of 1961, at an evening dinner session of the annual convention of the
Mississippi NAACP — in the “Negro” Masonic Temple on Jackson’s Lynch
Street. It was first time we had met him — and I was much impressed by his
cheerfulness and optimism. The police were parked outside and, inside, the
delegates from the scattered, and generally moribund NAACP units around the
state, had finished giving their reports.

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From the desk of LLyn De Danaan

LLynDeDanaan1The
publication of Katie Gale: A Coast Salish
Woman’s Life on Oyster Bay
is the happy product of many years of work.
Katie Gale’s story started in the mid-nineteenth century. My path to her began
in the early 1970s when I was searching for a house and a little land. I didn’t
want anything fancy, just a basic structure; one I could live in while making
improvements. It had to have a well and power. That would save me money and
inconvenience, and I could get right on fixing up the place. Of course, it had
to have a road. I didn’t care about waterfront or a view. I had a partner then
who had built a house in the New Hampshire woods. We believed we could tackle
the humblest little dwelling and the most rugged of circumstances.

My real estate agent was a soft-spoken elegant woman with a
slight German accent that attested to her origins. She wore her blonde hair in
a sophisticated frenchtwist, walked like chilled champagne, and drove a bright
yellow Cadillac in which she transported clients for a look at her listings. I
had Janis Joplin hair, wore jeans and safari boots, and had a faculty position
at a brand-new, controversial local college. I had managed to buy a house in
Olympia with most of the first year of my salary. It was an okay house, but my
new friend wanted to live in the woods. She had already jumped her first local
ship for a loft in a barn out on rural Steamboat Island Road. I thought, having
no particular ties and being ready for adventure, why not make a move? I called
the real estate agent, and we began the search.

When we drove to the house I ultimately purchased, the
lovely, classy blonde behind the wheel was nervously apologetic. This property
was not something she would normally show or be caught dead in. The main
structure was all but smothered by locust trees, Douglas firs, and Himalayan
blackberry vines. Indeed, there was no hint of a view or Puget Sound, much less
Mount Rainier. All these yet-to-be-discovered perks of the place were well
hidden and not even known to my agent. Several goats were dancing around in a
barely fenced bit of land next to a large but shabby shed built on a framework
of logs. There was nothing but mud between the shed and the house, which was a
simple thirty-by-thirty-foot square. It was heated by an oil stove, the misuse
of which had stained the ceiling badly. But that was of no concern because the
rest of the ceiling and walls were covered with moss—or was it mildew? The
bathtub was settled into the sagging, termite-infested floor by several inches.
In my enthusiasm, I declared the house perfect.

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